The Legendary Limericks of Boxing Rock
The Legend of the Vicar's Cross
There was once an unorthodox vicar
With a penchant for blessing the liquor
And when beer brewed with Ed
Has gone to your head
You’ll see lights on the altarpiece flicker
The Legend of Hunky Dory
There’s a beer in its own category
I daresay it’s celebratory
A little bit fruity
This flavourful beauty
Deserves to be called Hunky Dory
The Legendary Pint
We all have our personal preferences
Based on subjective experiences
But lend me your ear
And I’ll buy you a beer
We can cheerfully settle our differences
The Legend of Emily & Henry
It’s the story of two engineers
Who decided to change their careers
So they focused their brains
Fermented their grains
And concocted some premium beers
The Legend of Boxing Rock
There’s a place certain fishermen know
And where sailors might settle a row
Turn away from the dock
Till you reach Boxing Rock
It appears when the tide is quite low
The Legend of Boxing Rock II
When sailors can’t seem to agree
They get dropped at a rock in the sea
But instead of a fray
They can drink IPA
Till they’re friendly as sailors can be
The Legend of Boxing Rock III
On a rock only twelve paces wide
Disappearing with every high tide
Would you put up your fists
Or drink till you’re pissed?
It is really so hard to decide?