The Legendary Limericks of Boxing Rock

We will release a new limerick EVERY WEEK! Come back on Mondays for fresh rhymes to start your week.

The Legend of The Vicar's Cross

There was once an unorthodox vicar
With a penchant for blessing the liquor
   And when beer brewed with Ed
   Has gone to your head
You’ll see lights on the altarpiece flicker

The Legend of Hunky Dory

There’s a beer in its own category
I daresay it’s celebratory
   A little bit fruity
   This flavourful beauty
Deserves to be called Hunky Dory

Canadian Craft Beer Drinkers

There’s a beer maker steeped with a ton of it
So the bartender pours for the fun of it
   And the eastern Canuck
   Has been blessed with such luck
But the prairie lands sadly have Nunavut

The Legendary Pint

We all have our personal preferences
Based on subjective experiences
   But lend me your ear
   And I’ll buy you a beer
We can cheerfully settle our differences

The Legend of Emily & Henry

It’s the story of two engineers
Who decided to change their careers
    So they focused their brains
    Fermented their grains
And concocted some premium beers

The Legend of Boxing Rock

There’s a place certain fishermen know
And where sailors might settle a row
    Turn away from the dock
    Till you reach Boxing Rock
It appears when the tide is quite low

The Legend of Boxing Rock Part 2

When sailors can’t seem to agree
They get dropped at a rock in the sea
    But instead of a fray
    They can drink IPA
Till they’re friendly as sailors can be

The Legend of Boxing Rock Part 3

On a rock only twelve paces wide
Disappearing with every high tide
    Would you put up your fists
    Or drink till you’re pissed?
It is really so hard to decide?

Limericks expertly constructed for Boxing Rock by The King of Limericks.

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